my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
|parents:||okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!|
|me:||they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now|
This man is our kind
Colbert is the greatest troll. You can see everyone’s anuses unclench when he delivers the punch line.
I play a very dangerous game
it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs
Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.
My sister sent me a link to a Doof Daily, a thing that Disney is doing on youtube where Dr. Doofenshmirtz is talking about internet acronyms and he has made up his own and one of them is rihnihtwgimhf
which I think is pretty long but then he explains what it means
and I die of laughter
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